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platypoose:

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

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ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh)

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hyperactives: “ Found this gem on Yik yak today. ”
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fuckyeahzarry: “ @TheSun: Calling all @onedirection fans! @Fabulousmag have got something very exciting coming this Sunday… #1D ”

*starts to rain*

virgin2008:

Thank god, I was so tired of that yellow orb making me sweat

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  • tumblr shower thoughts: articulated, calculated, humorously existential, observational
  • real shower thoughts: BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP FUCK I ALMOST SLIPPED THE PARAMEDICS WOULD HAVE FOUND ME NAKED I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I WORK REALLY HARD FUCK AM I REALLY OUT OF SHAMPOO ALREADY
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forlornly: “chandler is me ”
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